Oh Brothers and Sisters,
I feel I would be ungrateful if I didn't warn you about the evils of a "children's" TV show that is nothing more than a propogator of Gay porn.
Teletubbies teach our innocent, tender children how to be gay and have gay sex.
DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO
If you watched this, go directly to your Bishop and repent.
We need to start a petition to get KBYU to drop this filth from the airwaves.
This TV show is counter productive to Gay-curing steps to ending gaydom.
Together we can make a difference.
Ramiumptum,
Molly the Mormon
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I must have been watching the wrong kind of porn all these years.
I never knew Tinky Winky doubled as a porn star.
Bless you, Molly, for giving fair warning to everyone.
sideon,
I think there is hope for you yet.
2 Sunbeam points for you.
Ramiumptum,
Molly the mormon
Holy crap, Molly. Don't tell me your children have been innocently watching this all these years, and only NOW have you discovered the subversive nature of the Telletubbies.
I'll pray for them.
Which one of them was bent over and getting tongued? La la or Po?
I think it'd be cool if the Teletubbies acted out the Book of Mormon in July, with the final episode right before Pioneer Day.
Mol, it never occurred to me they were porn stars...I thought they were just cute, if not obnoxious, little characters, one purple with a triangle over his head and...oh, I see what you mean. OY!
Bring'um Young,
Mavis
Gee Molly, you are quite a bit behind the times. People have been saying that the Teletubbies are Gay for a years now.
The show came on our TV once when my son was little. My husband said it was disturbing and changed the channel. So, we've never really watched it.
I would suggest replacing it with Blue's Clues. The children learn more.
Ann Onymous
Well, at least Sideon and Mavis can see the seriousness of this issue.
I can only think that the rest of you are gay and are probably involved in the production of this horrible show.
No Sunbeam points for you.
Ramiumptum,
Molly the Mormon
I certainly see what you mean. Lucyfur is a crafty one, no doubt! Using an innocent thing like a party horn to commit lewd, unnatural acts... What has the world come to?
I better start writing my complaint to PBS.
Thanks so much for keeping us informed.
Celestially yours,
The Sacred Sister
That's 1 Sunbeam point for you sacred sister.
Ramiumptum,
Molly the Mormon
Molly,
Now that you mention it, there are some other children's shows that you should consider banning.
UNDERDOG - In the original shows, he wasn't a super hero until he took a super energy vitamin pill from a secret compartment in his ring. I think it was amphetamines.
SCOOBY DOO - Wherever they went in their van, there was mysterious blue smoke and Shaggy and Scooby were always hungry and paranoid. It could have been marajuana.
SESAME STREET - Bert and Ernie were two men living together. I don't like the implications.
BARNEY - This large purple dinosaur was always singing about hugging and kissing children.
You should take a closer look at these shows. There is hidden sub-text that could damage children.
Ann Onymous
Ann,
You could be onto something.
4 sunbeam points for you. 1 for each show.
Ramiumptum,
Molly the Mormon
Mol, did you ever consider Alice In Wonderland?
She wonders off from her sister, who doesn't even notice she's gone, that's neglect.
Alice takes a "trip" down a rabbit hole.
She than drinks something to get small, than something to get tall...I don't even want to talk about the caterpillar smoking the hookah.
It can go on and on Mol.
I think you better look into it.
Bring'um Young,
Mavis
If you think about it, cartoons have been spreading bad influence for many years.
Popeye smoked a pipe and I seriously doubt that straight spinach could give a person that much strength. Olive was an unrealistic stereotype for girls that portrayed an anorexic looking woman being desired and fought over. Brutus had anger issues that could easily be considered domestic violence. Then there's Whimpy, an advocate for increasing debt and gluttony (ex. I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.)
Bugs Bunny dressed in Drag.
Daffy Duck duck cartoons displayed horrible misuse of firearms.
Molly, this cartoon advocacy could be a full time job.
Ann Onymous
Oh Ann and Mavis,
You are so right. There are so many R-rated cartoons on TV anymore. It is for this very reason that we sold our TV on KSL.COM and put the proceeds towards our eldest son's mission fund (after paying tithing of course).
I admonish each and every soul that passes thru this blogernacle to sell your TVs and burn your cartoon videos. Satin enters our minds with ever so gentle wispers that are at first undetectable. Then when its too late he sucks us into the everlasting quagmire of sin and debauchery known as gayism.
Satin wants everyone to be gay because if you are gay, you can't have kids and you have aids.
This does 2 things.
1 it prevents all the souls in the pre-existence from being born, thus preventing the second coming of Joseph.
2 it kills everyone on earth from aids preventing time for repentance.
Oh brothers and sisters, can't you see this evil plan. So simple yet brilliant, but together we can put a stop to this plan of damnation. The steps are simple. Don't watch R-rated filth, Don't be Gay (this will protect you from aids) and if you are Gay, see my steps for ending gayism.
Ramiumptum,
Molly the Mormon
What about Mr. Rogers? He airs on PBS and we KNOW they are such a liberal organization! Heck, he changes sweaters and shoes enough to make a gay man's head spin!!
I think we ought to assign all t.v. programming under the scrutiny of the 12...no, the 16 and let them tell us what is "desirable to the taste" to watch!
How about we ban BYU, or Utah County! That would be FINE!!!
So, if I had watched this video...
And went to my bishop...
And He asks me where I saw this horrible display of 'gayism.'
Of course, I would tell him I saw it on a Molly Mormon, TBM's blog.
Hmmm.
As far as AIDS and being gay goes...Perhaps you are unaware to the statistics. More straight couples/people have HIV & AIDS more that lesbians & gays.
Do your research before posting something that makes your ignorance shine.
Anonymous,
It is obvious you don't know what you are talking about. Everyone knows that if you are gay, you have aids and that straight people can catch aids from gays simply by using a public toilet or drinking fountain after a gay person. Also, there are a lot more straight people than gays so of course there are more straight people than gays with aids.
Good grief. I think you would be well advised to do some research before showing your ignorance. You are probably gay or a democrat. I will pray for you.
Ramiumptum,
Molly the Mormon
Just one of many,
I totally agree with you. We should not watch any programming that has not been blessed by the brethren.
1 Sunbeam point for you.
Ramiumptum,
Molly the Mormon
To Quote You...
Molly The Mormon said...
Anonymous,
It is obvious you don't know what you are talking about. Everyone knows that if you are gay, you have aids and that straight people can catch aids from gays simply by using a public toilet or drinking fountain after a gay person. Also, there are a lot more straight people than gays so of course there are more straight people than gays with aids.
Good grief. I think you would be well advised to do some research before showing your ignorance. You are probably gay or a democrat. I will pray for you.
Ramiumptum,
Molly the Mormon
I am neither gay nor a democrat.
You're a typical, sheltered ignorant Mormon.
I have to wonder if your blog is all for show and you just say things to get attention. Especially when you know they aren't true.
Anonymous,
I assure you that this blogernacle is not for show. It is to prop up the one true profit and his one true church.
You can claim that you are not a Gay Democrat, but your actions say otherwise.
Hail Joseph Smith
Read the Book of Mormon
Vote for Mit Romney
Ramiumptum,
Molly the Mormon
Don, please see post 53 under Letters from Readers.
There you go jumping to conclusions and judging when you should be judging not.
Ramiumptum,
Molly the Mormon
Don,
You poor confused soul. What I meant was that you are confusing "Hail Joseph" with "Heil Hitler". Not only are they spelled differently, but they have different meanings. Even I got this right. This is explained in comment 53 which you apparently have not read.
Ramiumptum,
Molly the Mormon
hello mollywood,
just start saying praise Jesus okay.
love is the answer.
hello mollywood,
I love everyone including you molly.because love is the greatest gift of all.and if I said anythng to hurt you I am truly sorry.with love,this is my final post
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