Friday, June 15, 2007

Letters From Readers

This post is a new installment I like to call, "Letters From Readers"
From time to time, I will post emails that I recieve from readers that find comfort in my blog.

Dear Molly,

I am SO glad I stumbled upon your blog. I have learned so much by reading your insightful posts and commentary. I had no idea that Satin was using gayism to thwart God's plan, but from reading your last post and praying about it, I can now see that his plan makes perfect since. Oh Molly, please continue to spread your gospel truths about the church and Joseph Smith.


The Mission Field

So brothers and sisters, as you can see our efforts here are working. Let's continue our crusade to thwart Satin's plan by ending gayism, because remember, a gay world is a world without children and is a world where everyone has aids.


Molly the Mormon

Friday, June 08, 2007

Telletubbies are teaching our children to be Gays

Oh Brothers and Sisters,
I feel I would be ungrateful if I didn't warn you about the evils of a "children's" TV show that is nothing more than a propogator of Gay porn.

Teletubbies teach our innocent, tender children how to be gay and have gay sex.

If you watched this, go directly to your Bishop and repent.

We need to start a petition to get KBYU to drop this filth from the airwaves.
This TV show is counter productive to Gay-curing steps to ending gaydom.
Together we can make a difference.


Molly the Mormon

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Not one, but 16 Profits

Oh brothers and sisters, I have great news to exclaim. The true church of God no longer has just a single profit at its head, but now has 16. That's right, I said 16. Here is the official press release:

Official LDS News Release

Now you know that when it comes to church doctrine, it is not only the profit that is speaking, but the quorum of the 12 apostles and the first presidency and the presiding bishop, all speaking the truth. Nay sayers will try to point out that this means we don't have a profit at all, that direct communication from God must go thru correlation, but I poo poo such falty reasoning.

We have not lost a profit, we have gained an additional 15 profits.
This is a time for rejoicing for the time is drawing near that Joseph will return to claim his throne on the left hand of God. (Jesus already took the right hand)


Molly the Mormon