Thursday, September 27, 2007

Sunbeam and Brimstone Points

Dear brothers and sisters, I have decided to create a new feature to my blogernacle where I display both Sunbeam and Brimstone points. This will give you a chance to see how you are doing on your quest for eternal perfection. This is not to create rivalries or jealousies, but should be veiwed as encouragement.

I now have everyone listed with the number of Sunbeam and Brimstone points they have earned to this point. I will keep the listing updated from this point forward.

How It Works
When I observe a worthy act on this blog, I offer a Sunbeam point, and vice versa, a Brimstone point. Totally subjective on my part.

The way you get rid of a Brimstone point is to earn 10 Sunbeam points. Although your Brimstone point will be changed to 0, your name will remain on the Brimstone list as a reminder of what can happen when you let go of the rod of righteousness.

This is not an official declaration, but you can assume that the following rankings are a somewhat accurate assessment of where you are in the eternal scheme of things:

1-10 points = member
11-20 points = deacon
21-30 points = teacher
31-40 points = priest
41-50 points = elder
51-60 points = bishop
61-70 points = steak president
71-80 points = seventy (of course)
81-90 points = apostle
91-100 points = profit
100+ points = calling and election made sure

I must point out that women are only eligible for member status regardless of the number of Sunbeam points they earn.


Molly the Mormon

Saturday, September 22, 2007

LDS Church Issues Statement of Regret for Massacre

Oh brothers and sisters, aren't you excited about the recent apology issued by the profit regarding the mountain meadows massacre? This apology disolves the church of any wrong doing and clears brother brigham of any involvement. Now we can finally put this over blown event to bed. Honestly, what is all the fuss about. Lamanites used to kill wagon trains all the time. Everyone blames brother brigham for not stopping this event. Well, my take is that if the Lord didn't allow brother brigham to stop the massacre, it was probably meant to happen. I mean, it is known fact that the members of the wagon train killed Parley Pratt and bragged about being at carthage jail when our beloved Joseph was martered. The fact that so many false stories have come out blaming Mormons for the massacre that it only serves to strengthen my testimony of Joseph Smith.

I admonish you to take the mountain meadows massacre challenge and pray to see if these things are true. Don't believe what you read on the internet. It is all false. Believe only in your own faith and testimony, and you will come to realize that the Lamanites didn't know what they were doing and probably acted under the direction of the Lord.


Molly the Mormon

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Perversions of the Natural Man

Oh brothers and sisters, recent events have caused me to post about something very serious. Lustful perversions. I think it is of utmost importance that you pay close attention to this topic as it is obvious that many here have need of chastisement.
Let's discuss the top 10 perversions here:

1. Greed - Leads to Envy
2. Envy - Leads to Lust
3. Lust - Leads to Pornography
4. Pornography - Leads to Gay Pornography
5. Gay Pornography - Leads to Gayism
6. Gayism - Satin's plan to prevent the second coming

See a pattern here?

7. Alcoholism - Leads to Idleness
8. Idleness - Leads to Extra-marital sex
9. Extra-Marital Sex - Leads to Abortion
10. Abortion - Satin's backup plan to prevent the second coming

I think this illustration makes it perfectly clear how one little slip-up can lead you down the crooked path, yea even the slippery slope that either ends in Gayism or Abortion. Both of these evils prevent our spirit siblings from inhabiting their earthly tabernacles, thus preventing the second coming of Joseph.

Can't you see the cunning ways of satin? Can't you see how important it is to hold to the rod of righteousness and to follow the straight and narrow path that leads back to brother Joseph?

Brothers and Sisters, I testify to you here today, that these things are true, and if you heed this council, you will be blessed with the spirit of Joseph and hope of Heber.

These things I leave with you in the name of Joseph Smith


Molly the Mormon

Friday, June 15, 2007

Letters From Readers

This post is a new installment I like to call, "Letters From Readers"
From time to time, I will post emails that I recieve from readers that find comfort in my blog.

Dear Molly,

I am SO glad I stumbled upon your blog. I have learned so much by reading your insightful posts and commentary. I had no idea that Satin was using gayism to thwart God's plan, but from reading your last post and praying about it, I can now see that his plan makes perfect since. Oh Molly, please continue to spread your gospel truths about the church and Joseph Smith.


The Mission Field

So brothers and sisters, as you can see our efforts here are working. Let's continue our crusade to thwart Satin's plan by ending gayism, because remember, a gay world is a world without children and is a world where everyone has aids.


Molly the Mormon

Friday, June 08, 2007

Telletubbies are teaching our children to be Gays

Oh Brothers and Sisters,
I feel I would be ungrateful if I didn't warn you about the evils of a "children's" TV show that is nothing more than a propogator of Gay porn.

Teletubbies teach our innocent, tender children how to be gay and have gay sex.

If you watched this, go directly to your Bishop and repent.

We need to start a petition to get KBYU to drop this filth from the airwaves.
This TV show is counter productive to Gay-curing steps to ending gaydom.
Together we can make a difference.


Molly the Mormon

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Not one, but 16 Profits

Oh brothers and sisters, I have great news to exclaim. The true church of God no longer has just a single profit at its head, but now has 16. That's right, I said 16. Here is the official press release:

Official LDS News Release

Now you know that when it comes to church doctrine, it is not only the profit that is speaking, but the quorum of the 12 apostles and the first presidency and the presiding bishop, all speaking the truth. Nay sayers will try to point out that this means we don't have a profit at all, that direct communication from God must go thru correlation, but I poo poo such falty reasoning.

We have not lost a profit, we have gained an additional 15 profits.
This is a time for rejoicing for the time is drawing near that Joseph will return to claim his throne on the left hand of God. (Jesus already took the right hand)


Molly the Mormon

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Beat the Blues: REPENT!

I have been silent lo these many months, because I was blessed to give birth to my eighth child, Helaman. I know I am blessed among women and I embrace my divine roll, that of Mother. Being a mother is indeed my work and my glory. There is no higher honor than this for me. I am so very glad that I was blessed to have yet another boy! The world surely needs more righteous priesthood bearers. I am glad to have my one sweet daughter, Emma, to help me in the household duties, but nothing compares to the swelling in my bosom I get when I see my dear boys all lined up in a row at church in their Sunday best. I can’t wait til the day that they all bear their priesthood in righteous dominion over their own families, yea, even their own worlds someday.

I’m ashamed to say I faltered for a while after Helaman was born. I have always strived to be the kind of wife Brother Joseph wants me to be for him. I worked very hard to do my duties with a heart full of song after I came home with my baby the day after he was born. But no matter how hard I tried to smile, and be the happy wife my husband needs, and the happy mother my children need, I didn’t feel it inside.

I tried so hard to hide my unhappiness…..until it all blew up one day. My dear husband Peter came home to find me curled up on the kitchen floor, sobbing, my hair a wild mess like he’d never seen before since I always freshen up just before he gets home to please him. I hadn’t maid dinner yet, or cleaned the house! If he only knew how long I’d been lying there, he’d have really been upset. Instead, he took me by the arms and commanded me to pull myself together.

Then the Spirit prompted him to give me a priesthood blessing. I was so distraught in my unhappiness, yet through my haze of sin and sadness, I remember him blessing me that I must live the gospel to be truly happy, and I must avoid evil and the misery it brings. He blessed me to go to my bishop immediately, and repent of my sins in order to find happiness once again, since shedding my sins is the only way to happiness. He told me that I must stop listening to Satin who is the enemy of all righteousness, and start focussing once again on the words of Joseph. He blessed me that only the voice of Satin can cause me to feel such sadness.

I must admit I didn’t feel an immediate lifting of my sorrows, but I knew from his inspired blessing that I would only find such a lifting through deep repentance and finding forgiveness for my sins. I immediately went to bed after making Peter his dinner, giving the kids their baths, and putting them down to bed with their half hour of scripture reading, and in bed I pondered what my sins were that would cause me such grief and misery. It took me a while, but suddenly I KNEW.

A few weeks before my blessing, my friends in the Relief Society threw a baby shower for me. It was beautiful! I enjoyed the sisterhood we all shared as they honored me for reaching another goal in fulfiling my divine roll. I know that some women envy me for my 8 children, but that can’t be helped. We can’t all be worthy of Joseph’s love and praise. Anyway, my next door neighbor is inactive, and the Relief Society President warned me she was going to invite Betty to my shower to try to get her to start coming back to church. She asked Betty to bring a dessert to get her to commit to coming. She brought over the most beautiful cake, a dark colored cake with raisins and glaze. It looked so good, I had to have some. It had a delicious flavor I couldn’t place. All I knew was I’d never tasted cake that tasty before...I even had two pieces, it was that good. It was so good, that it made me want to do wild and crazy things. Things I had never even thought to do before. My head was just spinning, with visions of debauchery swirling around. I wanted to please my husband in ways that shouldn't be mentioned. Luckily I came down from my high before Peter got home. Who knows what I would have done to that Peter.

And still, after those reactions, I told her I just had to have the recipe. That must have been Satin talking, not me. I couldn't help it, I was out of my mind. And I found out why the next day, when she brought me the recipe. RUM RAISIN CAKE! I had partaken of Satin’s Vile Brew! I was so distraught over what I had done, that I completely missed my visiting teaching appointment that afternoon, compounding my sin and cementing my unhappiness.

It was then that I knew I must see the Bishop at once! But I put it off out of shame and guilt, and lo, that’s why I broke down. The guilt and sadness was too much to bare. How could I let the Bishop know that I had drifted from the true path of glory? I had let him down, I had let my husband down, and I had let my husband to be (brother Joseph) down. I was no longer worthy to hold the divine title of Mother in Zion. Oh the shame of it all! Thank Joseph for the principal of repentance. My very soul was racked with the pain of my sin. I felt like the very bowels of hell should come and swallow me up. I am ashamed to admit that my way of dealing with this guilt was to shut it out of my mind. Yea, even to forget it ever happened.

But I did indeed go to my bishop, for I knew that was what Joseph would have me do. Bishop rebuked me and admonished me to abstain from taking the sacrement for 2 months. I expected much worse, and even tried to get the bishop to lengthen it, to be sure that Joseph would forgive me in full, but Bishop assured me that 2 months was enough. During those two months, however, I didn’t feel worthy to post on my blog. How can I testify when I don’t have the Spirit to guide me??

But now I’m back, firm in my testimony that repenting of your sins is the only way to find true joy and happiness. I can’t tell you how much sorrow and misery I’ve felt these past few months. But I know that we can overcome all sadness if we but repent and sin no more.


Molly the Mormon

Thursday, January 18, 2007

Callings are of God

My last post resulted in many comments that disturbed me, yea even causing me to quake. I felt impressed to kneal down at my bed stead and consult with the almighty about how to respond. I must say that the warmest feeling filled my bosum when I was inspired to write this post about Callings. Oh brothers and sisters, it is so important that you grasp the verity of what I am about to say.

Your Bishop or Stake President is called of God, and in an as much as he accepts that mantle, he will be a conduit for God's wishes to be fulfilled here on earth in our mortal probation. Yea even will any calling extended to you by these faithful brethren, be also an extension of God's will.

There are a few things that it is of utmost importance that you understand regarding any extended calling:

1) All callings are from God, not man.
2) Refusing a calling is being unfaithful to Joseph and is accompanied by dire consequences
3) Not magnifying your calling is tantamount to rejecting the sacrifice Joseph made at Liberty
4) Your very soul depends on your faithful acceptance and fulfillment of any extended call

Now let's discuss this a bit further. Jesus could have rejected his calling to be our savior, but no, he said, "not my will father, but thine be done." Brother Joseph could have rejected his devine calling to be the Lord's instrument in restoring the true church back on the earth, but no, he gladly accepted this calling and sealed it with his blood. Are you willing to accept your calling and seal it with your blood? As for me and my house, we will follow Joseph Smith.

Matthew states that only the faithful will stand on the right hand of God after the resurrection. Do you want to be counted among the sheep or the goats?

Callings are so important to the church that the profit has even been inspired to eliminate many paid positions inside the church while replacing them with church callings and mission calls. Positions like working at the cannery, ward janitors, working on the church farms and ranches, business positions in the church offices in Salt Lake, Temple presidents and workers, etc. Many of the callings are skilled positions that command great salaries in the corporate world, and the church has seen fit to suffer the consequences of not being able to hire talented young men and women but rather settle for free labor as provided thru faithful members. This sacrifice makes it obvious to me how important it is for us as members of Joseph's restored church, to accept the callings and to fulfill them to our utmost ability so as not to disappoint Joseph, our father, and the savior.

Brothers and Sisters, I have had the holy ghost bear witness to me that these things are true and I close in the name of Joseph Smith...amen.


Molly the Mormon

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

LDS Inc. = Windows of Heaven

Oh Brothers and Sisters, isn't it wonderful how rich and powerful the LDS church has become? I'm sure you are all aware that the true church of God recently purchased a shopping mall in downtown Salt Lake City for 1 Billion dollars. What you might not know is that the LDS church is the second largest property owner in the world, behind only MacDonalds.

The great thing about this isn't that the LDS church has 1 Billion dollars laying around, or owns more buildings that 7-eleven, but rather that not a single penny of tithing money was used in the purchase of the mall or other like properties purchased recently. These purchases are made solely from funds generated from other LDS business interests. This overwhelming wealth and success can only be attributed to faithfulness of its members.

This is the single-most testiment to a people being blessed by our Heavenly Father since the birth of Joseph Smith, and is a great example of the windows of heaven being opened up pouring out treasures so great that there is not room enough to recieve it.

Brothers and Sisters, this is proof positive that the LDS church is the only true church on the face of this planet, and that the righteousness of its faithful members (full tithe payers) has caused the windows of heaven to open up. This can be you too! I can't wait until the windows of heaven open up for me.

God loves members of his church and shows this love by pouring down blessings for those that have sacrificed in the name of Joseph Smith. I'm not talking about token sacrifices here. I'm talking about the sacrifices of true believers, the ones that will make it to the Celestial Kingdom.

I'm talking about members that pay a full and honest tithing (10+ percent of gross income) plus an honest Fast offering, plus support for the scouting program, plus support for the perpetual education fund, and plus supporting the missionary fund to help pay for the missions of those who are less fortunate and cannot pay their own way.

Brothers and sisters, if you are truly a faithful member of God's true church on earth, you will be paying a good 20-25% of your gross income to the church to support all the auxilary programs, temples, missions, and other business interests, but don't think that you are done with only that minor sacrifice. In addition you should be holding at least 1 major calling in the church, or 2-3 minor callings. A major calling is one that requires you dedicate at least 40 hours a week. Anything less and you are not magnifying your calling. If you have a minor calling that only requires 15-20 hours a week, then you need to go to your bishop and ask for addition callings.
I would try to keep your service to the Lord to around 40 hours a week. This will still leave time for your home and visiting teaching assignments. Remember, that a dedicated HT or VT visits their families at least twice a month. Once a month shows no dedication and gives the appearance of number padding, and we all know that home teaching and visiting teaching is not about the numbers.

Remember, this is the Lord's work, but he can't do it without our help, but with our help and sacrifice, the church will become even more rich and powerful enabling it to have enough money to further the Lord's work by spreading the Gospel and recruiting more faithful members.

Brothers and Sisters, I know that the church is true and this work is inspired of God.
In the name of Joseph Smith,


Molly the Mormon

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Life outside Zion

Recently my family went on a trip to Wyoming to visit my hubby's relatives. First let me warn you that my husband is a convert and comes from a family of gentiles. This was the first time I had ever been to Wyoming, and I can tell you, I will never venture there again if I can help it. Satin has a tremendous strangle hold on those poor lost souls that are longing for the truth. As it happens, I kept my digital camera with me at all times, took some pictures.

Here is a picture of your typical Wyomingite taken at the lake:

Even the public transportation is full of drug addicts and users:

Why, I was walking downtown on my way to the market to get some chocolate chip cookie ingredients, and was accosted by several men under the influence of the devil, and who smelled of last week's laundry. They kept following me, asking me for a quarter to help them bye a bus ticket to see their mom. I was finally forced to rebuke them by raising my arm to the square. You better believe they went running after that.

Oh brothers and sisters, this just goes to show you how lucky we have it in Zion. We have the truth and we don't need to mask our lives with alcohol and drugs. We can instead, be filled with the spirit of righteousness, manafested by the priesthood. I testify that Joseph Smith restored the truth to this earth and I know this to be true, yea even with every fiber of my being.

If reading this makes you feel the spirit, I invite you to pray with me. Pray that the poor lost souls of Wyoming will one day be sober, and will seek out the true guidance that only the teachings of brother Joseph can provide them. Pray that the true light of Joseph Smith will brighten their lives and guide them back home to our father in heaven. Together we can make a difference. If we pray loud and long enough, our prayers will surely be answered. We can change the face of the country, one state at a time.

In the name of Erastus Snow,


Molly the Mormon

Friday, December 01, 2006

Stand by your Man

This is for the all the married sisters out there. This past Sunday we had the best Relief Society meeting. It was about strengthening the marriage by doing all you can to please your worthy priesthood holder. I just have to share with you what we discussed.

Now, some of you may be thinking that your marriage is not what it used to be, or that there is no hope of rekindling that fire that the 2 of you used to enjoy. Sisters, if you want your marriage to change, you have to take things into your own hands. Simply by doing little things, you can reap big rewards. Here are a few examples of what you can do to make your husband more comfortable and happy, and this will translate into a blissful home and marriage:

1: While he is in the shower, run and place his towel in the dryer to get it nice and warm for him.
2: Place little sunbeam messages in hidden places that he will uncover. I like to unroll the toilet paper and write notes to my man there. Use a seperate roll of toilet paper if necessary to assure he gets the message.
3: When he gets home from a long hard day at work, take off his shoes and give him a foot rub. This could lead to even better things, like a bigger allowance.
4: Make sure he always has clean underwear, folded and sorted in his drawer.
5: Cook his favorite meal at least once a week. If he is late for work, keep it warm for him in the oven and don't eat until he sits down to his meal so he doesn't have to eat alone.
6: Always freshen up right before he comes home so you look your best for him. Make sure your dress is pressed and clean. Change dresses if you need to.
7: Wear his favorite perfume. Put it on right before he walks in the door.
8: Place the sports page by his plate when he comes for breakfast. Only ham and eggs will do for my man.
9: Make sure the kids are playing in the backyard when he comes home so they don't disturb him as he unwinds.
10: Mark on your calendar the days that his favorite sports team plays, and have it turned on waiting for him. My man can't get enough of sports.

Now, there a few excellent suggestions to make your marriage better. If any of you sisters have any great suggestions to add to this list, please feel free to add them here so we can all enjoy them. And if any of you brothers have a suggestion that us wives don't readily see, please tell us how we can make your life easier.

After all, it is the man who carrys all the responsibility for the family. He holds the priesthood, and you can't get into the celestial kingdom without him, so it is in your best interest to make his life as easy as possible.

Let me know how this works.


Molly the Mormon

Sunday, November 05, 2006

Think of Tithing as Fire Insurance

Tithing is one of the greatest gifts that Joseph Smith gave to true followers. He taught us that heavenly father will reward us for paying an honest tithing, with more gifts than we are capable of recieving. I can't wait to get all my rewards. I have been paying an honest tithing my whole life. I know that my rewards are just adding up, and when they come, I will be blown away. I have such a strong testimony of tithing, why just the other day, I found a dollar in my winter jacket. If I didn't pay an honest tithing, someone else may have found that dollar. This is proof of the divine principal of the tithe.

There are some cheap scapes that try to conjer up reasons why not to pay a true tithing. Well, I only have one thing to say to them. Don't stand next to me at the second coming of Joseph Smith because you are gonna burn like toast.

Oh, I hate saying things like that, but its true, as found in the Book of Mormon. Please turn away from your wicked ways and go straight to your bishop with your check book open. It is not too late for this year. Tithing settlement is still a month away. Open your check book and let the windows of heaven open up for you. I just know that as soon as my blessings come, I will be amazed at their abundance. I want you to have that same feeling. I also want to be able to stand next to you at the second coming. Remember, an honest tithing is like buying fire insurance.


Molly the Mormon

Thursday, October 12, 2006

Melchizedek Steps to ending Gaydom

Well, it seems that many desperate Gays have tried to rid themselves of the despicable habit of Gaydom by following the Aaronic (initial) steps I outlined in my last post. To all of you Gays, I send you a Sunbeam Point.

Now of course, you can't be expected to overcome such a hideous practice by merely taking the initiatory steps. You now must take the next big step towards washing your garments of sin, yea even the sins of Sodhomy and Gonareah.

Melchizedek Steps:
1. Complete all the Aaronic (initiatory) steps.

2. Think of things that will turn you off.

a. Think of your boyfriends penis as a poisonous snake spewing venom. This will make you steer way clear of that thing.
b. Think of what comes out of the other end as well. Where do you think aids comes from?

a. Do you know where your girlfriends mouth has been? Think about it. Is that something you want to kiss? Not me thank you.
b. Gay women don't even shave their legs or armpits. If you stop and think about these things, you will see that this is not what you really want.

3. Do something nice for someone of the opposite sex. This will take your mind off of your urges and may even get you your first real God-sanctioned date.

4. Avoid touching yourself. You must get used to not touching things that resemble your urges. Great Mormon leaders have counceled us to leave the door open when we use the bathroom or take a shower. Tie your right arm to the bed post (left arm if you are left-handed). This will make it hard to play with yourself at nite. Wear 3 sets of clothes (fully fastened) to bed to make it difficult to touch yourself at nite.

5. Finally, whenever you have spare time, read the Book of Mormon. This way you will not have time to be gay.

Oh brothers and sisters, I feel so strongly about this, and I just know that if you follow these 5 steps (after completing the initiatory steps) you will be able to overcome your weaknesses, and be able to turn them to your strengths. I bear my testimony to you that these things are true.

In the name of Joseph Smith


Molly the Mormon

Saturday, September 16, 2006

5 Initiatory (Aaronic) Steps to Ending Gaydom

From reading some posts on LDS UN-Friendly blogs (please don't do this at home, I'm a professional) I have come across several posts about Gays. These posts will lead you to believe that Gayism is ok. We non-Gays know this is just not true. The Book of Mormon clearly spells out that being Gay is an abdomination. Just look at the example of Sodomy and Gonareah. Both of those cities were destroyed by fire and brimstone due to excessive Gayism. I think they even named some STPs after them.

So if you are Gay or are contemplating being Gay, here are some steps to help you overcome those urges:
  1. If you are a man, wear pants. If you are a woman, wear a dress. You be surprised how this will allow you to identify with your own gender.
  2. If you are a man, don't wear makeup. If you are a woman, wear makeup. Same reason as number one.
  3. If you are a man, don't go shopping. Instead chop some firewood or play football. If you are a woman, don't chop firewood or play football, instead go shopping....see how easy this is?
  4. If you are a man, talk like a man. If you are a woman, talk like a woman.
  5. If you are a man, walk like a man. If you are a woman, walk like a woman.
I think this is enough steps for now. I promise if you follow these initial steps you will be well on your way to ending those discusting urges that you know are wrong. You are not in this alone. There are many good mormons that will help you. I know you can do it if you try.

With prayful thoughts,

Molly the Mormon

Saturday, September 09, 2006

Follow the Profit

I still remember the song "Follow the Profit" from primary. It is to this day one of my favorite songs, and its words are wisdom to live your life by. I mean think about it. The profit has a direct line of communication with the lord, and as such knows what is best for us. Follow the profit, he knows the way. Whenever the profit speaks, you should listen intently and treat his speech as scripture. After all, when the profit speaks, the thinking has been done. Isn't that a wonderful feeling? You don't have to clutter your day with wondering what to do. Just follow the profit!! Be prepared to do whatever he asks of us. We all know that the end of days is upon us, and the world will surely be thrown into chaos. We should stand by and wait for the profit to tell us what to do when that happens. He might tell us to load up our SUVs and Ford Trucks with food and ammunition and meat at the Steak Center. There we can protect our food and our families, with force if we have to, and against any enemy. We are so lucky in the mormon church to have a profit to guide us in these latter days. We thank thee oh god for a profit.

Molly the Mormon

Saturday, August 26, 2006

Cookies for Christ

Well now, let me just say that I think this blogging thing is going to do wonders for the Church of Joseph Smith of Latter Day Saints. However, I was thinking just this afternoon as I was pulling some of my world famous Chocolate Chip cookies out of the oven, that I can't just sit on my laurels (actually I guess I could, since I am in Young Womens - a little Molly Humor :). I need to be more proactive in my efforts to perfect the saints. So I put a dozen cookies on a dish and took them over to the inactive family on my street. If you try this at home, remember to place scotch tape on the bottom with your name on it. That way they will remember where the dish came from and you will have 2 opportunities to do the Lord's work !

I went out of my way to let them know that our Ward loved and appreciated them, and invited them to attend church this Sunday. I can't tell you how great I felt as I was walking home. I just know they will come. When they return the dish, I plan on giving them some pamplits that talk about how families can be forever.

I encourage everyone of you to do the same. Bake some cookies and take them to the inactive couple on your street. If you don't have a great cookie recipe like mine, you can always take Jello. You can never miss with Jello. And, don't forget the scotch tape.

Please let me know how this works out.

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Satin is working overtime.

Lately I have been lurking around the blogosphere and have noticed many blogs that are dedicated to satin's work. They are under the guise of ex-mormon or recovering from mormanism, but I know there true agenda.

Some of these blogs I will list here:
discovering la (sounds like an R-rated telly tubby movie)
joseph's left one (how discusting)
simeon's peep stone (only fools use peep stones)
agnostic mom
mormon truth
a new eric (added at the request of eric himself--I can't believe he wants to be associated with the likes of those listed above)
and many many more

Brothers and sisters, PLEASE do not visit these blogs unless your intent is spiritual harvesting.
These people are influenced by the devil and mean to lead you away from the truth!!

They really can't help it though. They need our help. We must help them overcome the wisperings of the fallen one.

I propose that we have a prayer vigil at exactly 9:00pm MST on Saturday night. Let's lift our voices to the lord in prayerful concern for these poor lost souls. Together we can make a difference because as sure as I am here today, I know that our prayers will be answered.

Thanks for your faithful dedication.

Yours in faith,

Molly the Mormon

Saturday, July 29, 2006

Introducing Molly The Mormon

This new blog will be dedicated to the greatest cause possible, that of defending the only true church on the face of the earth...The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, and the courageous leaders that restored Jesus's chuch on earth, and continue to do the Lord's work today. I hope you enjoy my blog as great topics will be discussed that are aimed at perfecting the saints and converting lost souls.

Stay tuned for future uplifting topics.