tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31838682.post115657398750423151..comments2023-04-22T13:33:32.494-06:00Comments on Molly The Mormon: Cookies for ChristMolly The Mormonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03670471118675941763noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31838682.post-36407585261353808392010-04-23T16:47:03.193-06:002010-04-23T16:47:03.193-06:00Don't really know how I stumbled across this b...Don't really know how I stumbled across this but I'm pretty disgusted by the references to UGLY single girls and how you can't be a good mormon and be single. Amazing how you can speak so high and mighty and still sound like a petty stuck up high school girl. Wonder what Christ would say about your judgement??? And by the way, you can TOTALLY go wrong with jello! Ick...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31838682.post-91325278435409705732007-06-30T14:33:00.000-06:002007-06-30T14:33:00.000-06:00hello mollywood,the mormon cult is not gods true c...hello mollywood,<BR/><BR/>the mormon cult is not gods true church,that is why hell shall be the lds cult portion,so all mormons should consider their selves warned.donangelohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15519212642474772304noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31838682.post-1168194881040912182007-01-07T11:34:00.000-07:002007-01-07T11:34:00.000-07:00Mocking Gods true church will bring about judgemen...Mocking Gods true church will bring about judgement at the last day. Consider all of you warnedAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31838682.post-1165028146938711612006-12-01T19:55:00.000-07:002006-12-01T19:55:00.000-07:00oh no. this site just can't be. i have found hum...oh no. this site just can't be. i have found humor in life again. i now know i am positively going straight to hell as i have added your blog to my favorites list. email me, and i will send you my snail mail addy, for i am inactive and in dire need of a care package containing neiman marcus $250 cookies.Mystic Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02636329015361074079noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31838682.post-1164390167343289872006-11-24T10:42:00.000-07:002006-11-24T10:42:00.000-07:00Come on Molly, don't you know by now that there ar...Come on Molly, don't you know by now that there are NO UGLY GIRLS in the mormon church, just pretty ones and "special spirits"? And the special spirits are usually the ones that go on missions.<BR/><BR/>Not always, though. When I was a councelor in a small branch in Scotland there was a super-hot sister missionary. That was over 30 years ago and I still get a tingle when I think about the first time I saw her. What a sinner I am!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31838682.post-1159939577785118262006-10-03T23:26:00.000-06:002006-10-03T23:26:00.000-06:00Oh I didn't know I was supose to give cookies to p...Oh I didn't know I was supose to give cookies to people on MY street! I guess I need to learn to read better...<BR/><BR/>Just so you know - I didn't have any tape so I used bandaids...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31838682.post-1159919152634253152006-10-03T17:45:00.000-06:002006-10-03T17:45:00.000-06:00Kazoo,Now you know you were supposed to put scotch...Kazoo,<BR/><BR/>Now you know you were supposed to put scotch tape on the bottom of your plate.<BR/><BR/>How many innactive families do you have on your street that you can't remember who you gave the cookies to?<BR/><BR/>I'm glad that have stopped thinking about being Gay. Tell your husband that he is silly for wanting another wife. Joseph hasn't revealed that polygamy is OK again yet. He will simply have to wait.<BR/><BR/>Ramiumptum,<BR/><BR/>Molly the MormonMolly The Mormonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03670471118675941763noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31838682.post-1159497028130463502006-09-28T20:30:00.000-06:002006-09-28T20:30:00.000-06:00Ok - So I did it, gave away cookies, but no one ga...Ok - So I did it, gave away cookies, but no one gave me the dishes back and I forgot where I left them and now we have to eat on paper plates. My husband says he wishes I were gay so he could get another wife who won't lose the dishes.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31838682.post-1158365336767674432006-09-15T18:08:00.000-06:002006-09-15T18:08:00.000-06:00Arizona,I'm not speaking to you until you clean up...Arizona,<BR/><BR/>I'm not speaking to you until you clean up your pot-ty mouth.<BR/><BR/>Praying for you,<BR/><BR/>Molly the MormonMolly The Mormonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03670471118675941763noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31838682.post-1158365160932136582006-09-15T18:06:00.000-06:002006-09-15T18:06:00.000-06:00Rebecca,That's a great idea.You get a Sunbeam poin...Rebecca,<BR/><BR/>That's a great idea.<BR/><BR/>You get a Sunbeam point!<BR/><BR/>Remember Cumorah,<BR/><BR/>Molly the MormonMolly The Mormonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03670471118675941763noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31838682.post-1158336993207818792006-09-15T10:16:00.000-06:002006-09-15T10:16:00.000-06:00Oh, Molly, don't worry - it's not the good LDS gir...Oh, Molly, don't worry - it's not the good LDS girls using that word. It's the UGLY, SINGLE ones. I don't really think you can be a good LDS girl if you are single (and if you are ugly, you are single). Those poor girls. Maybe I should take them cookies, and let them know they can be plural wives in the next life. That might cheer their souls.Rebeccahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10006115623631732544noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31838682.post-1158332362038478632006-09-15T08:59:00.000-06:002006-09-15T08:59:00.000-06:00Is someone handing out cookies? Do they have pot ...Is someone handing out cookies? Do they have pot in them?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31838682.post-1158277239051281122006-09-14T17:40:00.000-06:002006-09-14T17:40:00.000-06:00OOOOH, Whore is such a nasty word. I can't imagine...OOOOH, Whore is such a nasty word. I can't imagine good honest LDS girls using such terms.<BR/><BR/>I didn't have to resort to bribery to land my husband. We met in the mission field doing the lord's work.<BR/><BR/>Of course we didn't date until we got home :)<BR/><BR/>Thanks for the note,<BR/><BR/>Molly the MormonMolly The Mormonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03670471118675941763noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31838682.post-1158276588457088932006-09-14T17:29:00.000-06:002006-09-14T17:29:00.000-06:00This is also a fantastic way to get a husband, as ...This is also a fantastic way to get a husband, as the girls at BYU know. Girls who take homemade cookies to single returned missionaries to curry favor, a date, and hopefully a ring (!!!) are often referred to as "cookie whores," but that is just by the ugly single girls who can't find a husband before they graduate.Rebeccahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10006115623631732544noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31838682.post-1157786296269503212006-09-09T01:18:00.000-06:002006-09-09T01:18:00.000-06:00Oh you sinister porpoise. I do think there might ...Oh you sinister porpoise. I do think there might just be some hope for you afterall. Otherwise what would be the porpoise :) A little fish humor. (I used to work for Artic Circle)<BR/><BR/>In the name of the fish,<BR/><BR/>Molly the MormonMolly The Mormonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03670471118675941763noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31838682.post-1156629096706254372006-08-26T15:51:00.000-06:002006-08-26T15:51:00.000-06:00I'm glad someone realized there is something holy ...I'm glad someone realized there is something holy about chocolate chip cookies, but if you plan to share some Utah dishes as a cultural exchange, please don't bother. I'd rather be told in detail how scrapple is made again.The Sinister Porpoisehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06598370622023551565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31838682.post-1156622185801868372006-08-26T13:56:00.000-06:002006-08-26T13:56:00.000-06:00Molly, do you ever sleep?Molly, do you ever sleep?Sister Mary Lisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00642154849765529070noreply@blogger.com